I've learned...

I've learned...

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't workingin your house,

one of your kids did it

I've Learned

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are celebrities.

I've Learned...

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just jackasses.

I've learned...

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've Learned...

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned...

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned...

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -

they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned...

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,

and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've Learned...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in...