MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!! Sunday, May 4, 2008
Living Happily
A man and his fiance were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all.
The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true.
A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." She offered.
"Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together."
The husband agreed. So each of them went to a separate room in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with.
The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists.
"I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on it. Enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the little annoyances, she noticed that tears were starting to appear in her husbands eyes.
"What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied, "keep reading your list."
The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to her husband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands over top of it.
"Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of our lists." She said happily.
Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I think that you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try and change anything about you."
The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept.
IN LIFE, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed and annoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them. We have a wonderful world that is full of beauty, light and promise. Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or annoying things when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things before us?
I believe that WE ARE HAPPIEST when we see and praise the good and try our best to forego the mistakes of our spouse. Nobody's perfect but we can find perfection in them to change the way we see them. It is necessary to understand the difficulties and be a helping hand to each other....THAT BRIGHTENS THE RELATIONSHIP.
The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true.
A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." She offered.
"Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together."
The husband agreed. So each of them went to a separate room in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with.
The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists.
"I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on it. Enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the little annoyances, she noticed that tears were starting to appear in her husbands eyes.
"What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied, "keep reading your list."
The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to her husband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands over top of it.
"Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of our lists." She said happily.
Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I think that you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try and change anything about you."
The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept.
IN LIFE, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed and annoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them. We have a wonderful world that is full of beauty, light and promise. Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or annoying things when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things before us?
I believe that WE ARE HAPPIEST when we see and praise the good and try our best to forego the mistakes of our spouse. Nobody's perfect but we can find perfection in them to change the way we see them. It is necessary to understand the difficulties and be a helping hand to each other....THAT BRIGHTENS THE RELATIONSHIP.
DETERMINE YOUR IQ
Here is a puzzle for you
Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.
Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.
our survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?
Scroll down for answer...
Scroll down for answer...
Sing Happy Birthday.
How is that?
NOW STOP TAKING LIFE SO SERIOUS!!!!!!
NOW STOP TAKING LIFE SO SERIOUS!!!!!!
The Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Silence rather than her speech
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Veil rather than her face
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Submission rather that her leadership
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Smile rather than her laughter
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Patience rather than her inquisitiveness
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Abode rather than her adventure
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Offspring rather than herself
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Experience rather than her age
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Heart rather than in skin deep
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Kitchen rather than in cubicles
The beauty of a woman lies in her
Perspiration rather than her perfumes
The beauty of a woman lies in her
LORD coz he is the creator of such a beautiful thing called “Woman”
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ...
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape.
A strong woman isn't afraid of anything...
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear of ALLAH.
A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her...
but a woman of strength gives the best of her own to everyone.
A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future...
but a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be Allah's blessings and capitalizes on them.
A strong woman walks sure footedly...
but a woman of strength knows Allah will catch her when she falls.
A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face...
but a woman of strength wears grace.
A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...
but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong.
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape.
A strong woman isn't afraid of anything...
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear of ALLAH.
A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her...
but a woman of strength gives the best of her own to everyone.
A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future...
but a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be Allah's blessings and capitalizes on them.
A strong woman walks sure footedly...
but a woman of strength knows Allah will catch her when she falls.
A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face...
but a woman of strength wears grace.
A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...
but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong.
Friday, May 2, 2008
t h e . l u c k y . s e v e n . q u i z --
just bored n feeling lazy..... hence............ the "quiz"
Seven things that scare you:
1. Failure.
2. ppl fighting
3. heights!
4. divorce
5. i guess
6. that's
7. it?
Seven things you like the most:
1. my precious sisters.
2. my treasure
3. reading....... aahhh i can do dat all my life non stop!
4. sleeeeeping
5. driving
6. eating, of course!!!!
7. hmmmmmm.......................................
Seven most important things in your room :
1. my laptop
2. and
3. all
4. the
5. seven things
6. attached
7. to it!!!!
Seven random facts about you:
1. i am plain lazy.
2. i always seem to hv a pile of things which takes ages to get done.
3. and i still cant figure out why ppl ask me to do all d things for 'em!!!
4. am missing all my school friends..... (sigh)
5. i wish i cud read novels all day long without feeling guilty.
6. i am a confused person
7. i like going for a long drive to nowhere
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. cruise ride
2. play in rain, just like d old times.
3. hv a proper 6 course meal!!!
4. travel
5. get married
6. lay back n count all d stars i can
7. ...........still counting.........
Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1. intelligence
2. self respect
3. hmmmmmmm
4. hmmmmmmmmmmm
5. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
6. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
7. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Seven things you say the most:
1. nahi to phir kya hota malum?
2. amma / abah
3. kyu?
4. hmmmmmm
5. nahi
6. ................
7. ...................
Seven favorite drinks:
1. dhuud, dhuud, dhuud,
2. wonderful dhuud.
3. naariyal paani
4. Maaza
5. Paani
6. Aur Paani
7. Chilled Paaani
Seven memorable cartoon shows you used to watch as a kid:
1. everything
2. n anything.
3. watches jimmy newtons
4. sometimes late nite.
5. whn sleep is no whr in sight
6. .....................
7. .............
Seven lucky people whom I tag with this wonderful quizzy:
1-7. all who r as lazy as me n reading this all d way to down like they hv all d time in d world.
Thankies for reading.... *bows and poses.... is hit by a tomato*
Seven things that scare you:
1. Failure.
2. ppl fighting
3. heights!
4. divorce
5. i guess
6. that's
7. it?
Seven things you like the most:
1. my precious sisters.
2. my treasure
3. reading....... aahhh i can do dat all my life non stop!
4. sleeeeeping
5. driving
6. eating, of course!!!!
7. hmmmmmm.......................................
Seven most important things in your room :
1. my laptop
2. and
3. all
4. the
5. seven things
6. attached
7. to it!!!!
Seven random facts about you:
1. i am plain lazy.
2. i always seem to hv a pile of things which takes ages to get done.
3. and i still cant figure out why ppl ask me to do all d things for 'em!!!
4. am missing all my school friends..... (sigh)
5. i wish i cud read novels all day long without feeling guilty.
6. i am a confused person
7. i like going for a long drive to nowhere
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. cruise ride
2. play in rain, just like d old times.
3. hv a proper 6 course meal!!!
4. travel
5. get married
6. lay back n count all d stars i can
7. ...........still counting.........
Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1. intelligence
2. self respect
3. hmmmmmmm
4. hmmmmmmmmmmm
5. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
6. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
7. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Seven things you say the most:
1. nahi to phir kya hota malum?
2. amma / abah
3. kyu?
4. hmmmmmm
5. nahi
6. ................
7. ...................
Seven favorite drinks:
1. dhuud, dhuud, dhuud,
2. wonderful dhuud.
3. naariyal paani
4. Maaza
5. Paani
6. Aur Paani
7. Chilled Paaani
Seven memorable cartoon shows you used to watch as a kid:
1. everything
2. n anything.
3. watches jimmy newtons
4. sometimes late nite.
5. whn sleep is no whr in sight
6. .....................
7. .............
Seven lucky people whom I tag with this wonderful quizzy:
1-7. all who r as lazy as me n reading this all d way to down like they hv all d time in d world.
Thankies for reading.... *bows and poses.... is hit by a tomato*
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