hese are wonder words because they make you wonder…
- Isn’t itfruitless to eat your vegetables?
- Did you ever wonder why funeral starts with the word fun?
- What are you vacating when you go on vacation?
- Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call a fireman a waterman?
- Can you enjoy a party fully?
- In the navy, is a portly person left-handed?
- Is a precaution something you get before a caution?
- Do undertakers actually undertake when it comes to fees for service?
- Could we call an abstract painting an artificial artifice?
- At sundown wouldn’t you expect nightrise instead of nightfall?
- Would you expect a high-rise of flats to be very tall?
- Isn’t kidnapping normal in kindergartens?
- Are overjoyed people too happy?
- Why do they call marriage matrimony instead of patrimony?
- Just before an artist’s model takes a break, is she predisposed?
- Would the ugly truth be called the lowdown lowdown?
- How come lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- If you run errands, aren’t you a go-getter?
- Why don’t we say farrer instead of farther, or nearther instead of nearer?
- Isn’t a good steak rarely well done?
- Didn’t rearing children once have something to do with spanking their butts?
- Wouldn’t it be more correct to call a butterfly a flowerfly?
- If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
- If somebody is armed to the teeth, does he have a neck?
- If you cease to be, then come alive, are you deceased?
- How come you are still sitting after you sat.
- Isn’t it amazing that anyone can stand sitting?
- Instead of a personality, does a dog have a dogality?
- How come someone can be canny and uncanny at the same time?
- What’s the point of flattery?
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
- Exactly what is so fast about quicksand?
- Aren’t half-baked ideas rare?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- When you cash a check, do you check the cash?
- What is so proper about property?
- Isn’t anything underwater also over water?
- Are outstanding pay checks good or bad?
- Why do they call dwellings stuck together apartments?
- Can you orient yourself out west?
- Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
- Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
- If you are just kidding, isn’t that childish?
- At the drive-in theaters, was there a lot of autoeroticism?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Isn’t it odd that sweetmeat is basically bread while sweetbread is meat?
- Why do we hear music from speakers and dial talk-shows on tuners?
- Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
- How come people recite at a play and play at a recital?
- Why do we iron our clothes and paper our walls?
- Why are goods sent by ship called cargo and those sent by truck shipment?
- Why does worthless mean the opposite of priceless?
- Why are the bigheaded usually also small-minded?
- In court, how come you can’t swear except under oath?
- Doesn’t it seem the opposite of ability should be nobility?
- If you get a scratch on your car, can you make something from it?
- Is it all right to put cups in the dishwasher and dishes in the cupboard?
- Isn’t it odd that to tell time, you look at the hands on the face on the wrist?
- If you are assassinated instead of just murdered, are you important?
- Shouldn’t guests leave a banquest fed up?
- In a stadium, why do they call a place where you sit the stands?
- How come cook and kook aren’t pronounced the same?
- Would you rather have your bank account frozen, liquidated, or evaporated?
- Can you comprehend the language of a comprehensive insurance policy?
- If you have a temper, can you give it away? Or get another?
- Why does a tugboat mostly push things in the harbor?
- Did you ever have a comb you couldn’t part with?
- Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks?
- What does it mean when the odds are even against you?
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