Things To Ponder for 2011

• Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 
• Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
• How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
• I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
• If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
• If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
• You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. 
• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
• Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.
• We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
• A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
• Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.