Innocent's letter

A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.

Here are some they handed in:

Dear God

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.


Dear God:

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?

Dear God :

Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.


Dear God:

If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.


Dear God :

I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.


Dear God:

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?


Dear God :

Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?


Dear God:

Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?


Dear God:

Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?


Dear God:

Who draws the lines around the countries?


Dear God :

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?


Dear God:

Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.


Dear God:

Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.


Dear God:

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.


Dear God:

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.


Dear God:

You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.


Dear God :

I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.


Dear God:

Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.


Dear God :

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?


Dear God:

I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.


Dear God :

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.