On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
On a steering wheel lock: Warning--remove lock before driving.
On a flower pot: Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
On a bottle of milk: After opening, keep upright.
In instructions for assembling an Ikea desk: It is advisory to be two people during assembly.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions. Use like regular soap.
On a pair of lambskin gloves: No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves.
On a New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion--defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On a box of toothpicks: Hand-polished, by machine.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning--may cause drowsiness.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning--keep out of children.
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning--contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions--open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a hair coloring kit: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a bottle of Chinese medicine: Expiration date, two years.
On a rearview mirror: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a Chinese packet of peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.
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