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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Women's Dictionary

*Clothes dryer - An appliance designed to eat socks.
*Eternity - The last two minutes of a football game. (or any game for that matter!)
*Exercise - To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
*Grocery List - What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
*Hair Dresser - Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.

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